"Hey brother! Im gonna kick your head!"
'He is going to kick my WHAT?'
*PAFF!*

Dear diary,
My little brother is an asshole.
Please make him die.

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More for my fic of these two guys.

You know, there ARE some GOOD REASONS why Sesshoumaru erm, does not like his brother. At all.
He was young, he was stupid, he had a big brother he just loved to pick on. And he did.
Lets face it. What you saw there [here is there] was something that had never happened before and, most probably, will never happen again. What you see above is how it usually goes.
Inuyasha always gets away with it pretty easily. The old ladies of the neighborhood always think the scenery is this: "Poor little Inuyasha is again being picked on by his mean big brother", while the reality is "Poor Sesshoumaru is again being picked on by his schizo/idiot/annoying littlebrother."

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"Father."
"Yes, my son?"
"Inuyasha just kicked my head so hard Im hallucinating."
"Come on, he is 15. He just want's to annoy you."
"Father, tell me something I don't know."
"You were just like him when you were his age ten years ago."
"That is a lie."
"Well, okay, that was a lie..."